Jeff the killer had been lonely since charlie the killer died, by slipping on a banana peel
Tommy was the son of jeff and charlie. tommy had a terrible unknown mental disorder, and his parents wanted him to be a killer so they mercilessly abused him. one day at school tommy pulled a knife out of his ass and went to the bully, he said "GO TO SLEEP wait don't go to sleep?" before he beat the bully to death with a knife.
soon tommy went home and said "GO TO SLEEP wait don't go to sleep?" before beating jeff to death with a knife. soon he said "I hope hoodohoodlumsrevenge makes a story reading about me like he did my mother" as he skips away. one day he found a town, so he decided to kill everyone in it. he beat them all to death with knifes as he said "GO TO SLEEP wait don't go to sleep?" as soon as he was done he found smile dog. he killed him. then he killed every creepypasta known to man except for slendy.
Soon he found creepypasta headquarters. he saw slenderman at the door and instantaneously fell in love.
3 months later
tommy and slenderman had just fell in love and had a marriage. they all killed everyone. after that they- MOM HEY MOM GET THE FUCK OUT IM MAKING SOMETHING SCARY I DONT WANT YOU COOKIES, GO FUCK DAD.
9 months later
"slendy i'm pregnant!"
Breathe. You just got through one of the most cancerous stories out there.